Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time in the midst of all popular playlists like Romantic, Party, Heartbroken etc. etc;  there was another playlist named âThe Looser Playlistâ. It was that invisible one amongst the big players who always went unnoticed. Ever since the birth of music his generation paid their contribution to Music by making people laugh with their horrible lyrics, bad composition and background score. They were the âMusical Comediansâ. After discovering it’s heritage this playlist was determined to make their family proud âThe Looser Playlistâ now has one aim in life to endure to give all the drunk souls out there something to dance on and all sad souls something to laugh on. Following are some of the logically disabled, most terrible songs of Bollywood music industry:
- Paani waala dance:
From the movie âKuch Kuch Locha Haiâ one would definitely think there is some âlochaâ in the directorâs brain. Itâs quite surprising how this song hasnât been trolled on. Sunny Leone starring song/joke the lyrics from this song are another level of stupidity. One of the lines from the song is â swimming pool meh lahake aur namkin ho gayi hoâ this is the first time Iâve heard people putting salt pepper and chaat masala in swimming pools.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_CJ4lJ12Us]
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2. Baby Doll:
Another Sunny Leone starring jokes. The song was so trolled on I think Iâd rather let the memes do the talking. On the contradictory if this song plays in weddings youâll get to see all aunties feeling young and âsone diâ đ
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kShTN0Jz6Jg]
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3. Alcoholic :
The reason this song is in the list is solely because of the lyrics. It goes something like this ” darru koh meh dudu ki tarah pe jau, apne piyu tabhi toh mota pekh banau” what kind of lyrics are these? One would wonder that in the sadness of the movie going flop Akshay Kumar agreed to be a part of this song. Great going on the promotion of alcoholism.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OY8I03LeA]
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4.Ice Cream:
There hasnât been a time in since the 2000âs when Himesh Reshmiyya hasnât been joked upon. Be it the scandals heâs been in or the kind of songs he produces in Bollywood. One of them is Ice Cream produced by Himesh Reshmiyya , Suny by Himesh Reshmiyya, written by Himesh Reshmiyya and starring him as well. God! Someone please give this man an Oscar for his multi talents! The song goes like âIce cream khaungi Kashmir jaungiâ Who even does that?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsBQFYQCH-o]
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5.Kundi math Khadkao:
The reason why itâs on the list is because of the âtaja taja lyricsâ and the reason why itâs a party favourite because ever drunk girl thinks sheâs Chitrangada Singh and every drunk guy thinks the girl dancing in front of him is in fact Chitrangada herself.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66VN2ZIWPnw]
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6.Tooh:
This song is definitely one of its kinds. If you think about it twerking might have just been invented from this song because the video of this song definitely gives this picture. So if you see people in India twerking youmight as well just say âOh! Sheâs TOONINGâ
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kbNw9DZBg]
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7. Kheech mere Photo:
If you see the video behind this song youâll realise why this song is in the list. The only thing worth enjoying in this song is the catchiness of the chorus line âtoh kheech meri photo piyaaaaâ otherwise itâs a classic laughed at song by the entire nation along with the movie itself.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO-b3u3DCCs]
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8.Lala lala Lori:
The song goes like âlala lala lori darru ki katori , chori nahi ki hai mene pi haiâ. After listening to this song the childhood of every 90âs kid who slept peacefully after the popular hindi lullaby was sung is officially been scandalised for life. This song is without any doubt is a joke just like Jackky Bhagnani. This is his 2nd song in the listen which clearly proves my previous statement. No wonder the kids these days are way ahead of their age, something like this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE6tFgByTZ4]
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9. Jaanemaan Aah:
The name of the song itself set off censor alerts in LPâs brain. Importantly the moment the chorus the way Aman Trikha(male voice) says âJannemaan aah, gale lag jaâ instigates all sorts of perverted meanings in every teenagers brain. But the way Varun dhawan and Pareeneti Chopra smile through the entire song is massively appreciable, I guess thatâs why their actors and others are just people! Another question which arises is that how is the Indian Censor Board not all over it?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd84Wqq6UzM]
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